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Monkey Farts – Non-CBD Bar Soap

$6.00

From Funk → Fresh in Seconds. ✨ Don’t let the name fool you — this bar soap smells way better than it sounds! Monkey Farts is a fruity explosion of bananas and grapefruit, swirled with kiwi, bubblegum, berries, and vanilla. Playful, colorful, and a kid favorite (but grown-ups secretly love it too).

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Why You’ll Love It:

  • Fun fruity scent that brightens bath time

  • Gentle, non-drying natural ingredients

  • Handcrafted in small batches

  • No sulfates, parabens, or harsh chemicals

  • Perfect for kids (and the kid at heart)

 

 

Blue’s Tip — from Blue, the wise and seasoned holistic explorer with years of professional experience guiding people toward natural wellness.“Monkey Farts turns funk into freshness faster than your cousin with a can of Febreze.”

💡 Monkey Farts isn’t just soap, it’s bath-time fun in a bar — grab one today and turn funk into fruity freshness!

  • Triple Distilled Water – pure, clean base

  • Olive Oil – moisturizes + softens skin

  • Organic Fair-Trade Sustainable Palm Oil – creamy lather, responsibly sourced

  • Organic Coconut Oil – natural cleanser, bubbly suds

  • Organic Shea Butter – rich moisture + skin nourishment

  • Sodium Hydroxide – the natural soapmaker’s magic (lye that vanishes in the process, leaving only soap)

  • Fragrance – fruity blend of banana, grapefruit, kiwi, bubblegum, berries & vanilla

  • Strawberry Seeds – gentle exfoliation

  • Colorants (mica, titanium dioxide, annatto seed powder, ultramarines) – safe, vibrant colors that make each bar fun

  1. Wet bar + skin → get everything ready for the fruity fun.

  2. Lather it up → rub the bar directly on skin or between hands to create bubbly suds.

  3. Enjoy the scent show → breathe in bananas, berries, and bubblegum goodness while you wash.

  4. Rinse clean → no funk, just fresh.

  5. Pro tip: Store the bar in a cool, dry spot (not in direct water stream) to make it last longer.

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